Accidentally found this on Scary For Kids and can't stop laughing XD
So ini tuh semacam rules to teach you how to exactly survive through a horror movie.
Ok, aku nggak masukin semua rulesnya karena kebanyakan, aku bakal pilih beberapa yang menurutku weirdest! Let's check it out~
1. Don't walk around saying "Hello?" like the killer is going to reply "Yeah I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?" xD
2. If your friend gets bitten by a zombie and says "Maybe I won't turn into one," kill him. Better safe than sorry. *yas!*
3. If you open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, he didn't come to chop firewood. *of course-_-*
4. Don't split up and look for clues. Everything you learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong. *but... i love Scooby-Doo:(*
5. Whatever you do, remember that the killer will never forget what you did last Summer. *.......i just went to the beach last Summer'-'*
6. If you're a girl, get a boyfriend. He'll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you'll live. *i love this one xD*
7. If you hear weird noises, don't go investigate. You're not Dora the Explorer. *.....ok*
8. If your friends go to check strange noise and don't return, don't go looking for them. Just make new friends. *lol*
9. If you're running from zombies and your friend trips and falls, don't worry. Leave them behind and say "I'll meet you again when you're a zombie!" *lol(2)*
10. This is the 21st Century. You have a cell phone. Why does nobody in horror movie call 911? *bcs police won't believe ghost is exist? lol*
11. If you see something mutating, don't stand there with your 'OMFG' face and wait for it to finish mutating. Kill it with fire and get the hell outta there. *YOU GO DUUUDE!*
12. I'm a leader not a follower... but if we're going into a haunted house... you're going first. *totally me xD*
13. If your BestFriendForever trips and falls and screams "Don't leave me!", change their friendship status to BestFriendsForNever. *agreed10000000000%*
14. Whenever a puppet or doll turns to you and says "Let's play," it doesn't REALLY want to play.
15. Never assume the killer is dead. Shoot him, stab him, chop off his arms, legs and head, then burn the pieces and put them out with holy water. If possible, rocket his charred remains into space. Even then, he probably won't be dead. *luv this idea!*
16. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. Move very very far away. Because there's blood on your walls. Blood! On your walls! YOUR WALLS ARE BLEEDING! *yo calm down dude xD*
17. Don't go outside just because you hear a noise. That's like you're coming out and saying "Here I am! I'm ready to be murdered now!" xD
18. If you throw away a doll and come home to find it waiting for you, immediately leave the country. There is no other way to get the rid of it.
19. A good strategy is to say "No! Kill me instead!" That way, the killer will leave you alone and murder everybody else. Reverse psychology. *lol genius*
20. If all else fails, make friends with the villain and help him to kill everyone else. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
Ok so ... *ngelap keringat* that's it. So damn weird yet cool xD. I'll be sure the tips will be useful if you are the main character of a horror movie lol. Bye!
So ini tuh semacam rules to teach you how to exactly survive through a horror movie.
Ok, aku nggak masukin semua rulesnya karena kebanyakan, aku bakal pilih beberapa yang menurutku weirdest! Let's check it out~
1. Don't walk around saying "Hello?" like the killer is going to reply "Yeah I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?" xD
2. If your friend gets bitten by a zombie and says "Maybe I won't turn into one," kill him. Better safe than sorry. *yas!*
3. If you open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, he didn't come to chop firewood. *of course-_-*
4. Don't split up and look for clues. Everything you learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong. *but... i love Scooby-Doo:(*
5. Whatever you do, remember that the killer will never forget what you did last Summer. *.......i just went to the beach last Summer'-'*
6. If you're a girl, get a boyfriend. He'll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you'll live. *i love this one xD*
7. If you hear weird noises, don't go investigate. You're not Dora the Explorer. *.....ok*
8. If your friends go to check strange noise and don't return, don't go looking for them. Just make new friends. *lol*
9. If you're running from zombies and your friend trips and falls, don't worry. Leave them behind and say "I'll meet you again when you're a zombie!" *lol(2)*
10. This is the 21st Century. You have a cell phone. Why does nobody in horror movie call 911? *bcs police won't believe ghost is exist? lol*
11. If you see something mutating, don't stand there with your 'OMFG' face and wait for it to finish mutating. Kill it with fire and get the hell outta there. *YOU GO DUUUDE!*
12. I'm a leader not a follower... but if we're going into a haunted house... you're going first. *totally me xD*
13. If your BestFriendForever trips and falls and screams "Don't leave me!", change their friendship status to BestFriendsForNever. *agreed10000000000%*
14. Whenever a puppet or doll turns to you and says "Let's play," it doesn't REALLY want to play.
15. Never assume the killer is dead. Shoot him, stab him, chop off his arms, legs and head, then burn the pieces and put them out with holy water. If possible, rocket his charred remains into space. Even then, he probably won't be dead. *luv this idea!*
16. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. Move very very far away. Because there's blood on your walls. Blood! On your walls! YOUR WALLS ARE BLEEDING! *yo calm down dude xD*
17. Don't go outside just because you hear a noise. That's like you're coming out and saying "Here I am! I'm ready to be murdered now!" xD
18. If you throw away a doll and come home to find it waiting for you, immediately leave the country. There is no other way to get the rid of it.
19. A good strategy is to say "No! Kill me instead!" That way, the killer will leave you alone and murder everybody else. Reverse psychology. *lol genius*
20. If all else fails, make friends with the villain and help him to kill everyone else. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
Ok so ... *ngelap keringat* that's it. So damn weird yet cool xD. I'll be sure the tips will be useful if you are the main character of a horror movie lol. Bye!